Last week Nanny stayed at our house for several days. We went out for lunch and Nanny took Gabriel to the potty. Gabriel is using the potty and insists that Nanny stay in by the toilet with him but she's is absolutely not allowed to look at him. This conversation is had.
"Nanny, where is that music coming from"
"Up in the ceiling, you see those speakers, that's where the music is coming from"
"Who is singing that music"
"Andrea Bocelli"
Gabriel then begins to sing with Andrea Bocclli-whilst on the potty.
"Nanny, do you have a penis?"
"No Gabriel, girls do not have penises."
"Nanny, do Grandmas have penises"
"No Gabriel, Grandmas are girls and girls do not have penises".
Gabriel accepts that all for the time. Today Nanny took Gabriel to the park for two and a half hours. They walked. After at the park for a while, the following conversation is had.
Nanny says, "Wow, Gabriel we've been here a long time, I might have to use the bathroom, I don't know where I will go."
Gabriel says, "Nanny, you can just pee right over there." (pointing to the bushes by the stream)
Yes, perhaps it would be more convenient for everyone if we all had penises. At least that is what Gabriel thinks. He's still hoping for us all.
(Gabriel also thinks that God took Sylvia's penis away because she was bad-but he's still got hope that God will give it back to her one day) I have assured Gabriel I hope that doesn't happen and he remains confused.....
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Very funny story. Can't wait to have conversations like that with Kaha'i.
I'm cracking up over here! The thing about Sylvia is my favorite part! I love that he is all boy, already placing a very high value on his penis. LOL!
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